SEO is Dead - Again!

‘SEO is Dead!’ This is nothing new to me, I am in the industry for quite a long and I have seen many people coming up with this but today this was very different and funny so I thought to share it with the folks around!

Remember Jonny Bravo?

Remember Jonny Bravo? The one with the yellow hairs and black Tee, you think he is gone? But guess what, you are wrong!

He was there, he was looking the world from his own eye and when he saw world drowning in to the darkness of ugliness…and find out that the caliber of beauty contests is not according to his standards, he transforms himself in to a vampire and come again! He is Edward! He is the heart of all the girls around the world (including your girl friend)… he is the one who make girls scream in a quite cinema hall… yes he is back! He is the Edward of Twilight.

Alamgir and Kristie Yung – A New height of Awesomeness

Let me agree with the fact that I usually talks about what’s shit in this world (or to be very precise, I talk more about the bullshit around me!) but obviously there are some good people as well.

 So, let’s discuss the amazing group of people who are smart enough to contribute very less but memorable in the Pakistani entertainment industry with their highly optimized and unique ideas that shocks me every time. You might not aware of Suharwardy Brothers but you defiantly remember “Early Days” or “Kaanch”, If you didn’t watch it till yet, you are seriously missing something… it’s still extra ordinary!

Let us all Unite for Liberty

I usually do not depress people from this blog but sometimes one need to get out of his shell and see the world, world where people are less worthy then commodities, where humanity sounds insanity, where brutality overcome kindness and gentleness and where war bring peace.

Shit Happens…

Yesterday in the party when people were giggling around and bartering words and emotions between each other, when people were showing off their cloths, branded shoes and watches to become the center of attraction, when people were talking about upcoming weddings in their friends and family circle, my mind suddenly clicks… it restarts, it witnessed a shock.. Yes! Yes, I think of you, yes I remember you! When I saw my friend with a confident face on the wedding stage, happy and excited as I have never seen him before yes I missed you…

Revenge from the eye of a Joker

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

The lines of Joker from the movie The Dark knight sounds like an eye opener to the people living in the world of fakers, where cowards are pretending to be nice and unfortunately, most of the times they are very good actors that you cannot even guess their real face…

Karachi Tips on Facebook Rocks!

Ok, first thing first, I am writing about them because I like them and I feel like supporting them and may be this help RJ Kulsoom of FM 100 condensing that we as a listener want them to be on the hot seat to entertain us in real time environment! On the other hand this topic and kind of activity they are doing completely fits the banner of Abnormal Thinker so…!

I am not sure who they are and what they want (and why are you really interested in that?) but I read one of the tweet on twitter that says…

“Never whole-heartedly believe your exam schedule. Strikes happen!”

No Matter What…

No matter what, no matter if you are the angel of paradise came in this world to hug me and wish me best of luck! No matter if you are my to-be girl friend and every morning you look at me in the office with your blinking eyes and a sparkling face, singing ‘I Love you’ for me. No matter if you are my best friend in this world and helped me and guide me when I am wrong or when the things had gone bad with me. No matter if you are my pet who knows the best about me, when I am down and I have no one to talk, I pick you up in the bed and talk to you about each and everything that I had in my heart and you stay awake with me and listen to me carefully so that I didn’t feel lonely.

The Most Irritating Love Story!

It was 5:30 PM when I entered in her room and she was sitting on one corner of her blue color room using her very own computer.

She trued around, looked at me and said, ‘Where are you from the last 2 months? No call nothing’ she further asked.

Me: I was busy with my new job and also I was trying to get out of the dream I saw few months back!

Anum: What the F#(%? It takes you months to get out of the dream? Don’t tell me you fall in love?

Me: Hell no! But this is a love story and honestly I didn’t write or create this story it’s just what I see, infect this is not the way I write…. This is dream…and I am just watching it like you watch a movie or something…

Osama Dead – Kick start of Obama’s Election campaign!

This is the Guest Post by Abid Karmali, thoughts and views in this post are all his own thought and me as Abnormal thinker may or may not agree with his thoughts.

Osama dead. (Or may be not?)

Yes we have all heard the news that Osama Bin Laden was killed in a military operation in Pakistan a few hours ago. Bollocks.

While I am keen on agreeing that Osama is dead, I just don’t think this was a result of this operation. We haven’t had a video release from the man for a few years now so I believe it’s safe to assume that he was already dead (or just recently died) of some other cause.

Frightened Woman

“There's no bitch on earth like a mother frightened for her kids.” And imagine a woman who saw her child dying right in front of her eyes. She was quiet but angry and this is not from the day or two but this is from the last 8 years.

It was another Sunday morning and like every one she was in the church and listening the Sunday mass, Father was preaching and the topic was Hope, She stood up from her seat and shout loudly, ‘Stop this non-sense’ People witnessed her speaking after years.

Coffee with a SEO Expert

Last morning I was in a cafe, having my coffee when a six feet tall man came in to the coffee bar and take a seat proper at the front associated with my desk and ordered an espresso, a java with low milk and low sugar.

It was close to 9:30 AM the spot had been very calm when this individual breaks the glacier.

‘Nice Place ha!’ he asked!

Office Memo!

(I write this post couple of months back but waiting for the right time to make it live so here it is!)

Yesterday, I signed in through a thumb detector machine in the office as usual and turn on my PC; the moment I looked at the desktop screen the message popped up!

“As you know that you are working in one of the highly competitive IT firms, so to stay on top in this tough race and to attract the quality human resource we need you to follow certain rules and regulations (Applied from today).

The Captcha!

E7cbb5fcy; ever gone through this monkey jumping on a tree sort of words on Internet? No?, I bet you are using the Internet for the first time. This stupid Alien language is known as captcha in English, though I am not happy with this name but I don’t complain as the name is as wired as the words usually are.

The worst part about this captcha thing is you cannot pass this by you have to go through this or else you are a spammer… I some time gets out of control when that freaking blog comment box ask me before I click on the submit button, ‘Are you Human?’ Grrr! No, I am robot… and Humans are dead… you don’t trust me ask ‘Flight of the Conchords’ they are sure they made a song on it.

Family Allowed!

She looked at me with controlled emotions; she was trying to control her laughter and hiding her teeth by covering them up with the lips and she suddenly laughed, she was laughing her ass off… and how did you get in then?, She asked!

I called my friend and then he called her friend who was already inside… she came out and get me in, I explained the whole story step by step.

Power of IT, Is that a Joke to you?

To start, I am an IT professional and working in the field of Information Technology for couple of years. What makes me write this is not only an idea but one single Tweet by one of the very responsible and reputable person related to the field of IT.

Here is what she said:

An Optimized Reply to... – Sequel to Open with Love!

(This post has nothing to do with my personal life and relationship. This is purely a myth of my mind and posted on the blog just for fun.)

(This post is the reply of the 1^st post named ‘Open with Love’)

To My Sweet,

I received your letter yesterday and writing this content in against of the same. The letter you sent me yesterday was heart breaking and this make me sad seriously, I was feeling the same that I felt when once Google banned my website from the search engine.

Please, I request you to reconsider your letter once again. You said in your letter that your mother didn’t understand what my job is, this might be because she though this SEO word is not English and some other language and it was hard to recognize her, this happens with some search engines well who cannot crawl the foreign language content but darling as I love you I am ready to translate my job I any language you want.

Open with Love!

To my Sweetest Love,

Hope you are doing well. Love, you are amazing and we when together make a perfect match. My best friend’s friend (BFF) thinks that I am the amazing and the luckiest person on earth to have you. You are sweet, caring and very romantic which is good for me.

Love, you know unlike this e-mail letter I prefer to have SMS chats, Phones Calls or Meeting in person but the reason I am writing this letter is because this is something what I wanted to tell you from the last 3 months.

Look Honey, the thing that I am about to discuss is a bit harsh and may hurt you so I am already sorry for that. Sweet we are together for more than 2 years now and we had a great time together but this is the time to take a decision and your proposal was marriage on the last date make me excited until yesterday when I discussed the same with my mother.