At the Breaking Point

It’s very difficult for a shit head like me to stay in limits all the time just because I want to pose myself normal to the people I hate the most.  Yes, I try to settle down the inner me in public as much as I can but you know what, there are times when people force me to cross my breaking point. No matter what was one of the finest examples of it!

A Betrayal

Guest Post by an Extremely Insane Abnormal Thinker! 

Hello friend,

Yet, Another Birthday!

It’s my Birthday but this was a little weird one! There were lot of people called me, SMS, emails and so much more but you know what these was something missing which was available back then!

Most people to called me, emailed me, SMS and stuff are mostly from my professional network… so it’s less love and more networking involved… kind of polluted I must say :)

#Mozcation in Pakistan - A Solid Justification

Even having my hands full with the inauguration of my professional blog named as SETalks.com that is apparently a BIG deal for me, SEOMoz being my first love will always remain my first priority.

SEOmoz recently announced #Mozcation 2012 according to which one can pitch something special to convince Moz team to come to their city. Well of course, how could I let go of such an awesome opportunity of calling the great MOZ wizards to my country? Therefore, here goes my contribution!

Except for fact that thousands of die-hard SEOmoz fans like me, fancy MOZ wizards to come to our town and teach us some of their impeccable magic tricks, here are some more reasons why they should visit us in Pakistan:

Idea of a Perfect Search Conference: 

SEO and an ASP developer

I had a CONSTRUCTIVE debate with one of my ASP developer friend; who was planning to design an SEO friendly website. This post did not mean to be offensive but this is to show how short sighted the developers could be when it comes to SEO.

Wadery ka Beta – The Abnormally Viral Content

I think what I am about to write will be interesting, mostly from two different perspective, 1) this is not the style of post I usually write on Abnormal Thinker 2) This is the question that is popping up in many minds.

People in my friend circle knows that I am a search and social strategist and spend hours doing research and looking at the GA reports. It was yet another day when my younger brother who has nothing to do with IT, he is totally in to agriculture asked me a simple question that how come this video song go so viral when there are other similar stuff around that are not that famous?

I give him a very casual answer, but I really wanted to know why and how this video content goes so viral within a short span of time?

**I did a simple research that actually tells me multiple reasons why this content goes viral as compare to other similar content who didn’t hit the 25k of views even in a month!

Compare?... talk some sense!

I am not sure why people are such hypocrites and narrow minded…I sometimes think of putting them all on fire and wait until they burn to death.

Yet again someone shared a picture on my facebook wall that wanted me to differentiate between Steve Jobs and Dennis Ritchie’s contribution in the IT sphere and then hate Steve for earning more popularity over his death then Dennis… I mean really? Are you seriously out of your mind or what?

The Chase continues…

Hello to the wall of this container named Abnormal! I am sure by now you got the thick skin on you because of your ability to listen to me and say nothing (I can say this as you are still not dead).

I see dead people!

Marry: This city is old; it contains history, cultures and stories in it. Many famous people lived and died here, and this building at the right hand, this used to be our home… my sisters and I used to live here.

Cole: (While looking at the building and right opposite to it) you hate that place, don’t you?

Marry: No Son, I spent some good years of my life here! I absolutely like this place… didn’t you like it?

My GOD

You pray because you know if you don’t, your GOD will throw you to hell that he created. You are nice to the people because if you don’t you will not get the reward. It sounds more like a point game with your God. The more you are going to follow the guidelines the more you are going to get rewards and the one with the maximum points will get the most desirable place in the heaven he created.

4 Reasons why you shouldn’t watch Titanic 3D

Choice of a movie has a direct Impact on one’s personality; which means if you like good movies you are a human with a good and positive personality and the other way around!

Regardless of the debate that Titanic is a worth watching movie or not, here are top 4 reasons why you should not watch Titanic 3D.

I Am Back!

I did a hibernation post on Abnormal Thinker, a while back when I was actually participating in 6S fiction writing but this time my insanity ‘power off’ has a different reason, this time I was working my ass off and building links to get the 1^st page ranking for a keyword that have the keyword difficulty level of more than 85%.

The Journey of building links and bring better online visibility is continuous and I will keep doing that but now I finally decided to get back in action and give some time to the things that I left for a while like being Abnormal or I would say being real to myself.

“I am back”, this may sounds like a macho line as if I am joining Chuck Norris ledge but whatever you think this time it’s different, it’s organized, it’s properly planed and its way more powerful than ever before as this time I got a partner in crime with me!

Stay tuned for some greater action of abnormal party in, out and around the blog!

Hate what you are wearing right now

This Post is written by the partner in Crime, shamelessly titled as another Abnormal Thinker!


 Dear Friend,

Hey you there, how are you? Yeah I know you must be wondering why I am writing this letter to you when we can easily chat over phone or something. It’s just that I have been holding something back to say to you for quite sometime but I was confused how to put it in words so I decided to write a letter to convey my message. This letter is written with all good intentions. I just wanted to share my opinion about something that is quite personal to you. Please forgive me if I hurt your feeling but seriously I hate what you are wearing right now!!!

The Sound of SHE.

The days were somewhat nearer to my birthday last year when that guitar strings moved and produced an unusual sound. For normal people it was just another sound in the rhythm but to me it was the only sound that I can relate to.

Dead Shock!

I was that close the victory, the winning trophy was almost mine and even worst I was un officially announced as a winner then suddenly something happened and everything from head to toe went in to the bin. I suddenly got the news that I am out of the league… at one moment I was asking myself were you really participating in the game. I mean really?

Own IT!

So what, if your friends are Jerk and don’t understand you… even if they try! No matter how really difficult it is for you to stay with and without them they will still be your friends. So what if they call you right at your study time and tell you that they are waiting down satire for sea view, you can’t hate them for what they are in real… unless they are not faking it… you have to own them! This is life!

Own IT!