Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama Dead – Kick start of Obama’s Election campaign!

This is the Guest Post by Abid Karmali, thoughts and views in this post are all his own thought and me as Abnormal thinker may or may not agree with his thoughts.

Osama dead. (Or may be not?)

Yes we have all heard the news that Osama Bin Laden was killed in a military operation in Pakistan a few hours ago. Bollocks.

While I am keen on agreeing that Osama is dead, I just don’t think this was a result of this operation. We haven’t had a video release from the man for a few years now so I believe it’s safe to assume that he was already dead (or just recently died) of some other cause.

My Take on the Story:

The white house must have received a confirmation of Osama’s death probably a few days ago (through their intelligence) but decided to play smart. Of course opportunities as big as this one don’t come often and they would naturally want to get the most out of it. And they did.

1- Obama taking credits for Osama’s death. This will, of course, sky-rocket his ratings. I can bet my ass this guy is going to be re-elected.

2- Abbotabad, the place where the strikes took place, is very close to the capital city. This location was strategically chosen to show the government how far they can reach into the country. Without the government being able to do anything at all.

Osama’s Dead Body:

The US government says that they have already buried Osama’s body. I don’t see what all the rush is about!
Within a time span of less than 24 hours, the strikes took place, Osama got killed, his body was recovered, shifted to the United States, all tests run and they managed to bury him too. WOW. JUST WOW! (What? Thinking of Born baby in 3 months? :p)

Evidence that the body (if they actually found someone inside the house) was Osama’s:

DNA test. This test. That test. Semen test. Bla bla bla bla. If they ran tests on the body to confirm it actually belonged to Osama (assuming they already had details of his DNA before—Or may be the DNA had pictures of Osama all over them) who was actually doing the testing? The AMERICAN authorities. Even if nothing matched and results came out to be negative, they will gladly adulterate these tests to ensure the body they have is Osama’s.
Why don’t we have a neutral authority perform the tests. (India, China etc.) Or at least run a double check after the American authorities are done?


Oh you still waiting for that? So here you go! It seems like an awesome kick start to Obama’s election campaign… I would love to name it ‘Thank you Osama… No Problem Obama!’ J

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