An Optimized Reply to... – Sequel to Open with Love!

(This post has nothing to do with my personal life and relationship. This is purely a myth of my mind and posted on the blog just for fun.)

(This post is the reply of the 1^st post named ‘Open with Love’)

To My Sweet,

I received your letter yesterday and writing this content in against of the same. The letter you sent me yesterday was heart breaking and this make me sad seriously, I was feeling the same that I felt when once Google banned my website from the search engine.

Please, I request you to reconsider your letter once again. You said in your letter that your mother didn’t understand what my job is, this might be because she though this SEO word is not English and some other language and it was hard to recognize her, this happens with some search engines well who cannot crawl the foreign language content but darling as I love you I am ready to translate my job I any language you want.

Open with Love!

To my Sweetest Love,

Hope you are doing well. Love, you are amazing and we when together make a perfect match. My best friend’s friend (BFF) thinks that I am the amazing and the luckiest person on earth to have you. You are sweet, caring and very romantic which is good for me.

Love, you know unlike this e-mail letter I prefer to have SMS chats, Phones Calls or Meeting in person but the reason I am writing this letter is because this is something what I wanted to tell you from the last 3 months.

Look Honey, the thing that I am about to discuss is a bit harsh and may hurt you so I am already sorry for that. Sweet we are together for more than 2 years now and we had a great time together but this is the time to take a decision and your proposal was marriage on the last date make me excited until yesterday when I discussed the same with my mother.