SEO and an ASP developer

I had a CONSTRUCTIVE debate with one of my ASP developer friend; who was planning to design an SEO friendly website. This post did not mean to be offensive but this is to show how short sighted the developers could be when it comes to SEO.

SEO is Dead - Again!

‘SEO is Dead!’ This is nothing new to me, I am in the industry for quite a long and I have seen many people coming up with this but today this was very different and funny so I thought to share it with the folks around!

No Matter What…

No matter what, no matter if you are the angel of paradise came in this world to hug me and wish me best of luck! No matter if you are my to-be girl friend and every morning you look at me in the office with your blinking eyes and a sparkling face, singing ‘I Love you’ for me. No matter if you are my best friend in this world and helped me and guide me when I am wrong or when the things had gone bad with me. No matter if you are my pet who knows the best about me, when I am down and I have no one to talk, I pick you up in the bed and talk to you about each and everything that I had in my heart and you stay awake with me and listen to me carefully so that I didn’t feel lonely.

Coffee with a SEO Expert

Last morning I was in a cafe, having my coffee when a six feet tall man came in to the coffee bar and take a seat proper at the front associated with my desk and ordered an espresso, a java with low milk and low sugar.

It was close to 9:30 AM the spot had been very calm when this individual breaks the glacier.

‘Nice Place ha!’ he asked!

An Optimized Reply to... – Sequel to Open with Love!

(This post has nothing to do with my personal life and relationship. This is purely a myth of my mind and posted on the blog just for fun.)

(This post is the reply of the 1^st post named ‘Open with Love’)

To My Sweet,

I received your letter yesterday and writing this content in against of the same. The letter you sent me yesterday was heart breaking and this make me sad seriously, I was feeling the same that I felt when once Google banned my website from the search engine.

Please, I request you to reconsider your letter once again. You said in your letter that your mother didn’t understand what my job is, this might be because she though this SEO word is not English and some other language and it was hard to recognize her, this happens with some search engines well who cannot crawl the foreign language content but darling as I love you I am ready to translate my job I any language you want.

Open with Love!

To my Sweetest Love,

Hope you are doing well. Love, you are amazing and we when together make a perfect match. My best friend’s friend (BFF) thinks that I am the amazing and the luckiest person on earth to have you. You are sweet, caring and very romantic which is good for me.

Love, you know unlike this e-mail letter I prefer to have SMS chats, Phones Calls or Meeting in person but the reason I am writing this letter is because this is something what I wanted to tell you from the last 3 months.

Look Honey, the thing that I am about to discuss is a bit harsh and may hurt you so I am already sorry for that. Sweet we are together for more than 2 years now and we had a great time together but this is the time to take a decision and your proposal was marriage on the last date make me excited until yesterday when I discussed the same with my mother.

What is SEO? The Most asked Question!

It’s irritating when people ask you about your education, result and job, at least for me it is!. Especially when they asked what do I do? I humbly replied, “SEO”. And the next question without even waiting for a second is, “What is SEO”? This is probably the more common question then “What is your name”?

Without the discrimination of any experience or age or anything all the SEOs will defiantly gonna agree me that this is the most common question as per their professional life. “What is SEO”? lol… and every time we need to play the same recording, the definition available on Wikipedia in order to stay away from other interrogative questions.

Every time we need to start like, “Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the visibility of a web site or a web page in search engines via the "natural" or un-paid ("organic" or "algorithmic") search results.” Normally people do not ask any question after this in order to maintain the impression that I can understand whatever you said.

I still remember the 1^st time I started the internship of SEO and tell my mother about it, she said, “(esy-hi-ho) in English “of no use”. Though it is funny to some extent, but very irritation when you are in love with the search industry or even you like it.

Once I tried to make my younger brother understand about what I do! I said look you Google things right? You get the top 10 listings on the 1^st page right? Yes, he said. What I do is I work over the website in such a way that it can get the top 10 rankings in Google from that particular term. (For me I guess it was pretty much cleared) He said, “So, by this you mean you cheat Google...Right?” Damn!

On, my first salary I took my few friends for the treat and as usual hey asked the same question and I find the easy way out and start the SEO rhyme (a definition for wiki) once again. As soon as I finished one of my friend said, “whatever!... you got the good salary right! Now treat us”

I remember, once my office friend decided to resign and I asked a valid reason for that? He said, “Man every time I decided to learn a new technique the next day Google change its algorithm!” He probably hates Google for this but I love it.

I don’t really get any idea to by pass this most common question of my life which always makes me irritated. Do you have any idea? Please speak up!